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Humour : Different types of Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing… ”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising. ..”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me - That’s Telemarketing. ..”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)
“Marry Me?” - That’s Public Relations… ”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich!
“Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand Recognition. ..”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - “That’s Customer Feedback…”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - “That’s demand and supply gap…”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:
“I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say:
“I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for entering new markets…”

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